Lady Killers by T. A. Moorman Published June 12, 2020 by GothicMoms Studios Killers Book 1 31 Authors, 31 Flavors of Candy, 31 Stand-Alone Books in the Month of June, 1 Book Releasing Everyday. The Candy Shop Series! Lady Killers: from the Jellybean Candy Shop Be careful what you witch for... Most serial killers are men, even more of them are human, some aren't either one. Camille always figured that one day, she'd take over the family business running the Jellybean Candy Shop. She just never knew that murder was part of the deal. Or that she wasn't exactly human. At least the humans she and her friends were tasked with killing deserved it. And since they had magic covering their tracks should be easy peasy, right? Enter Detective Marquis Jordan. He had his eyes set on the popular candy shop, knowing something was amiss. He just couldn't seem to figure out what. And he wasn't above a little bit of seduction to find a few clues. Join these witches along with their familiars, an invisible dad and more as they cause more than a bit of mischief, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. EXCERPT: "Mommy, why aren't there ever any lady serial killers on the news?" "Oh, honey", she replied in a genuinely sweet tone, "That's just because women aren't stupid enough to get caught." *** "Are you sure this won't kill her?" I heard my mom ask. My first thought upon hearing that was why in the world would she jump to that conclusion just from me passing out? That thought didn't last very long after I realized I was tied to a chair. And while I no longer smelled the cake, I did still smell candy, mixed in with a few other aromas, like hops, various liquors and an overwhelming scent of copper? I pried my eyes open barely an inch and saw naked bodies hanging upside down from the ceiling on meat hooks, like in a butcher shop, with buckets sitting on the floor directly beneath them way across on the other side of the room. They were too far away to see for certain but looked as if there were spouts in their throats, helping their blood to flow into the buckets. There were also beer kegs and glass bottles. Before I had a chance to let any of that freak me out about any of that, I heard the sound of a drill from beside me. I turned my head in time to see said drill coming towards my scalp, yes, of its own accord! I screamed, "What the f--k are you doing!" As I shouted those words at the top of my lungs some type of force - power or magic I hadn't the slightest clue - swooshed out of me hard and fast. It made whatever had me tied down fall to the floor, my mother flew across the room, some of those bodies went tumbling down and knocked over the buckets, and the threatening drill clattered to the floor. Right before I blacked out yet again, I heard my mom say from far off, "Thank the Goddess, my baby isn't human after all." www.books2read.com/LadyKillers |
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New Release: Lady Killers
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Release Day Blitz: In My Dreams
“Spill the beans woman
before I lose my ever-loving mind.” I loved making Kenya wait, she was the most
impatient female I knew. Lizzie was turning beat red as she did her best not to
laugh. Whether from the expressions on Kenya’s face, or the bright pink
lipstick she’d decided to try that seemed to glow, I had no idea. Maybe it was
both. Kenya sat back in her seat and crossed her arms at her very ample chest,
which drew more attention to the blindingly bright yellow dress she had on. The
way she was dressed was a sure sign the two of them must have had a fight about
something. It was the only time Kenya pulled out the tackiest looking clothes
she could find. And with her exotic midnight sky complexion the neon bright
material looked like it was actually glowing in the dark, and it was broad
daylight.
“Lizzie, did you really
have to piss her off today?” I eyeballed her as I asked the question and did my
best to hold in the laugh that bubbled up in my throat. Lizzie looked
conservative in comparison to her mate. She wore a black leather catsuit which
only had one sleeve, the other didn’t have so much as a spaghetti strap which
showed off her slightly muscular, milky cream arm. With her blonde hair pulled
to the top of her head in a sleek ponytail and cut bangs that hung right below
her eyebrows she looked like she had just walked off the Charlies Angels film
set. The two of them already resembled night and day as it was, even without
Kenya’s added antics. “I mean, come on. How am I supposed to give y’all all the
details you’ve been waiting to hear while trying to avoid looking at a Rainbow
Brite reject for too long? Is she doing an experiment that neither of us know
about? Can supes go blind, and if so what kind?”
Lizzie couldn’t stop the
laugh that came from her mouth, which was unfortunate considering she had just
taken a huge sip of her extra dead red bubbly. Good thing she had on black. One
of the waiters came rushing over with more than a few extra napkins as Lizzie
began to explain, “Your friend has a case of baby fever and is doing her level
best to pass it on to me.” Was her sultry reply.
“So?” That really didn’t
explain much, not given their situation, “Lizzie, I thought the two of you
worked that out a long time ago. That you were going to start your family right
around now. It’s been, what, twenty-five years already, right?” That earned me
a scoff and an eyeroll from Kenya.
Lizzie went on to say to
me, “Having the baby isn’t what the problem is. The problem is that she wants
me to be the one to carry it. That was not
part of the deal, and she knows it.”
“But you handle pain so
much better than I do.” Kenya replied as she did her level best to pout with
her arms crossed against her chest. Which only made Lizzie and I laugh that
much harder.
Once I was finally able
to curtail my laughter I asked Kenya, “So you mean to tell me you over there
huffin and puffin over something you have no business being mad about?” when
she made no attempt to respond I continued, “Why would you even want Lizzie to
carry the baby? She’s part of the Guard you whacko.” I laughed a bit more when
she rolled her eyes at that, “Goddess, I really missed this.”
“You’re the one that
decided to take a ten-year honeymoon.” Lizzie said as she scooted back her
chair and stood, “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I see my dinner. Don’t
spill any details until I get back.”
After she bent down to
give Kenya a kiss on her still pouting, bright lips, Lizzie sashayed off to the
dancefloor where willing donors were dancing to some new techno beat. We were
at Club Vamptasy. That had been my first visit to the club since it had
been built while I was still abroad on my honeymoon. Apparently, the royal
families created a new bar, or club, in each district as peace offerings after
the wars. Well, they called them the wars, but if you asked me it was more like
a huge family feud between the vampires, witches, and Rasputins, with a few
others caught in the crossfire. Guess it was just one of those ‘all in how you
look at it’ things. The clubs weren’t segregated or anything stupid such as
that, just each catered to specific factions needs. But everyone was allowed to
come and have a good time.
At Club Vamptasy,
the snack bar was literally on the dance floor. Human donors of every variety
swayed to the beat with their necks and wrists exposed. If a vampire wanted to
take a more intimate vein they had to do so in one of the private rooms in the
back. I hadn’t been to a private room or the snack bar yet, didn’t have a need.
I had already fully fed before I left home. To each their own and all that, but
I’d much rather feed at home than in public. Guess a part of me would just
always be a tad bit shy. Though my mate did tend to bring out my wild side;
which was part of the reason I left him at home. The other part was that he was
out catching up with his own friends.
I don’t think I could
have stopped smiling had I wanted to as I my eyes locked onto Kenya as she
watched her wife sink her fangs into one of the women on the dance floor, “My
Goddess, does the euphoric feeling ever go away?” I absently asked her.
“No.” Kenya laughed
slightly before she continued, her eyes still glued to the female she loved,
“Do not get me wrong, we fight, which you already know. But the love? That just
grows so much stronger. I have heard horror stories of wrong mates being
matched by fate, but that is not the case for us.”
I shuttered at the
unexpected chill those words made shoot up my spine, “Yeah, I really hope those
are just rumors.”
Completely ignoring me, Kenya puckered up her
lips for a kiss as Lizzie sashayed her way back to where we sat, “Reina, can
you tell your friend over there to put those bright ass lips down? I am not
getting that neon mess on me.” Lizzie said as she plopped down in her chair.
The three of us couldn’t help but all laugh.
It felt good to be back
home, though the more I recapped my honeymoon, the more I missed my mate. Since
Lizzie was part of the royal guard, the waiter kept us topped off with only the
top shelf mixtures. The alchemist had done a fabulous job of creating all types
of alcoholic beverages mixed with blood that we could consume without getting
sick, as long as we didn’t go overboard with it. They held no nutritional value
whatsoever, but they tasted good and being able to get tipsy was more than a
little bit of fun. But, they did make us have to use the restroom, something we
normally only did maybe twice a day. Me more so than others as evidenced by the
squeaky chorus of, “Again?”, I received from Lizzie and Kenya when I excused
myself from the table.
The place wasn’t jam packed,
but it did have a decent enough sized crowd that I had to say excuse me several
times before I finally made my way to the restroom. There was less of a crowd
there, sense most were still leery of the new drinks. Altogether the daunting
task took probably less than two minutes.
I was headed back to
where me and the girls had been seated when a rather large hand grabbed my
upper arm and spun me around, “Josephine?”, he said once we were face to face.
His voice was deep and gravelly, and sent chills down my spine, and not in a
good way.
“Uh, no. You’ve got the
wrong girl.” I said to him with a nervous laugh as I tried but failed to shrug
him off, which should have been easy. He wasn’t a vampire, or a shifter, so he
wasn’t stronger than me. I closed my eyes for a second to gain my composure and
in that small amount of time I could sense that he was a warlock (and no, a
warlock isn’t just a male witch, but more like a war mage. And can be either a
male or female), but something about him and his magic were just off. If felt
crazed, erratic. “Dude, seriously, I’m not whoever you think I am.”
“Josie, baby, it’s me.”
Desperation laced his words and pulled at my heartstrings even though he truly
gave me the heebie-jeebies. The silent tear that shed down from his eye swirled
with magic and strangely had sparks shooting up the birthmark on my hipbone.
“Hey, Rena. We got a
problem here?” Bruno, one of the barrel-chested, brutal looking members of the
royal guard came to the rescue just as the stranger was about to pull me closer
to him. Bruno grabbed the male’s hand away from me while he said to me, “You
just go ‘head wit da girls and finish y’alls night whiles I have a word or two
with our new friend here.”
Right before I walked off
I said to Bruno, “Don’t be too hard on him, he just thought I was someone
else.” I almost changed my words when I looked down and saw a magic burn mark
on my arm where he had been holding onto me.
“Are you okay?” Kenya
asked once I made my way back to the table.
“Yeah, no, I don’t know. That whole little encounter just felt…wrong. Maybe we should just go.” As we parted ways I couldn’t help the eerie feeling that I’d seen that mystery male before, and would again.
About
the Author:
T. A. resides in Detroit,
Michigan with her five children, and the rest of her dysfunctional family,
where she was born and raised. She started her writing career in the midst of a
very hard time in her life and is now a best-selling author. Her debut and
award-winning novel, Witch Wars, and the world of Underlayes, was born
from a mind that desperately needed an escape, so she created one.
The novel was inspired by
her love of all things paranormal and how she wanted it seen. “We live in a
diverse world, shouldn’t all of the characters in books, even paranormal also
be diverse,” she says. “I saw so few paranormal books with a diverse cast until
I read L. A. Banks. You know, with more than one or two diverse characters
thrown in for good measure. Mine have it all, too.”
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